A Funny Third Grade Class

Tony is in the third grade at Coe Elementary in Seattle: Since you make us laugh I have to make you laugh with some jokes.

Q: What type of bears go out in the rain?
A: Drizzly bears.

Q: What do you call Batman and Robin getting smashed?
A: Flatman and Ribon.

Q: Why didn't the two fours want dinner?
A: Because they already eight.

Q: Where did cows hang their paintings?
A: In the moo-seum.

Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: Neckterine.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crummy.

Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
A: Because all the fans have left.

Tomie: Ha! Ha! Ha!